Holy freaking crap!

Four letter words almost spilled from my mouth last night as this little beauty was discovered within inches of where I was sitting. All night I had nightmares and felt creepy crawly. I loath spiders!!! First thing this morning I called an exterminator and had all Black Widows put to death, along with any other creeping thing. I will be so happy if I never have to see another one of these as long as I live!